See what being Internet Famous will get you?
Actually, see what being Internet Famous and not saying no will get you?
It gets you involved in amazing, fabulous, inspiring projects which suck all the sleep out of you.
Watch this spot. No, this spot right here. Right. Here.
I’ll be embedding the stream there for your viewing pleasure. And if you tune in around 9:30am on Saturday, you’ll see me! Yes, I’ll even be ON THE AIR. Or the stream. Whatever. Followed by the variety show, which I’ll be running behind the scenes. Only a fabulous charitable event such as this could get me in front of that many people and try to be funny. And I will. Try. But please, I have a celebrity’s sensitive ego. It squishes easily! Because that’s what Internet Famous people do. They have squishy egos. Like a sponge, soaking up all the opinions about ME from everyone who of course is talking about ME.*
So, even though I’m permitted to sleep tonight (and really tomorrow night too, but don’t tell anyone)…I don’t think I’ll be able to. Sometimes…it’s good to be wicked. Famous.**
*You all do realize I’m joking, right?
**Just so you know, I don’t really think I’m famous. Not in the least. I know it might seem like I am, but I’m not. Please, stop sending me money. No really, you can stop. Well ok, maybe after you send that last check. THEN you can stop. I mean it.