Well here’s a clue:
Fish is biodegradable.
That means it rots!
Ah, the Jazz Butcher. Love that band.
Seriously, though, do you know what happens when you leave a cell phone too long in a fish? Apparently nothing!
Personally, I’ve never never had my cell phone swallowed by a 25 pound cod. I have, however, lost it in the fall, and found it again after the snow melted in spring, plugged it into the charger and have it turn on, just like that. In fact, I gave it to a friend, and she’s still using it. It’s a Samsung, in case you’re wondering.
Granted, unless you beat on the things, there’s really not too much that can go awry. But it’s still pretty amazing.