Monthly Archives: July 2009

a friend by any other name…

Posted on July 20, 2009 by Morgan

I’m not a big fan of westerns.  The shoot-em-up roll-em-out machismo that spews out of most westerns make me gag.   Yep, I’m gagging on the testosterone-injected dick that  you’re thrusting in my face, Mr. Director.  Wait, let me pay for … Continue reading →

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Silly shoes, social media, porn, and a Dave Chappelle FAIL.

Posted on July 15, 2009 by Morgan

Internets, it has been a NIGHT.  Let me tell you.  I mean…I don’t even know what I mean, that’s what a night it’s been.  See, this blog post was originally going to be about those silly shoes I’ve seen cropping … Continue reading →

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Advice for the Eye Shy

Posted on July 7, 2009 by Morgan

I’m eye shy. Yeah, I just coined that phrase.  Do you think I could get royalties?  Let the millions start rollin’ on in! I will most likely never ever ever ever ever wear contacts.  Fortunately, I have superhuman vision, so … Continue reading →

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Of patriotism and pride

Posted on July 4, 2009 by Morgan

I really love this country I live in.  I always have, and I always will.  But like parents with a difficult child, I have to admit that liking this country has been a real challenge for the past decade or … Continue reading →

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My life will never be the same.

Posted on July 3, 2009 by Morgan

I’ve recently had another epiphany. I know.  Another one. This last one wasn’t the earth-shattering, jaw dropping, earthquakes-on-every-plane-of-my-existence, Razor’s-Edge-can-kiss-my-ass amazing that the first one was, but one thing is absolutely, without a doubt certain:  My life will never, ever be … Continue reading →

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