Comments on: Mental fortitude, or how to pretend bad stuff didn’t happen

By: Morgan

Morgan — Tue, 19 May 2009 05:05:51 +0000

That’s sick and wrong.

But more importantly, did you get high? Cuz that makes you high, right? Licking slimy things, like frogs. And slugs. And ….slugs.

By: Ellie

Ellie — Tue, 19 May 2009 04:20:08 +0000

At Outdoor School in the 6th grade they made us LICK banana slugs. Try exorcising THAT from your mind, Iron Brained Girl…

By: Morgan

Morgan — Mon, 18 May 2009 19:22:00 +0000

You, sir, have just destroyed my legendary mental fortitude.

I will now commence hopping about madly yelling EEW. Excuse me, please.

By: PAgent

PAgent — Mon, 18 May 2009 19:09:11 +0000

Wait ’till you see a teeny baby slug waving cheerfully at you — from the lip of your salad bowl.

Gotta love home-grown produce.

By: Morgan

Morgan — Mon, 18 May 2009 06:05:51 +0000

I told you it was horrible and gruesome, didn’t I? You were warned! But sounds like you need a lot more margaritas. That should solve it.

And a shower.

By: CamiKaos

CamiKaos — Mon, 18 May 2009 05:51:44 +0000

Thanks a bunch babe. I had totally blocked out the horrible gruesome memory of last summer when I was sipping margaritas on my front patio and got up to go inside for a refill and stepped on a giant slimy slushy squishy squashy moving thing.

Blocked. It. Out.

But you’ve brought all that trauma, miraculously, to the surface.

*Shudder*

I am so taking a shower.